9.0CompletedI Died When My Ex Tried To Get Back Together
The narrator agrees to propose publicly to a leading actress ninety-nine times before she acknowledges their relationship on the hundredth. Instead, she spends that occasion kissing a rising actor on a private yacht. She later offers acceptance at proposal 101. When she enters the livestream, the narrator burns the letters and a concealed stomach cancer diagnosis, telling Miss Ford there will be no further attempt.